We mine hundreds of verbatim customer quotes, tear down your ad account and your top competitors' live ads — then ship up to 25 fresh assets a month: net-new concepts, each cut in 5 formats. If nothing beats your CPA, we keep building free until something does.
No borrowed case studies. Real work, real spend — measured in-platform, not promised.
We only take on accounts we can grow. Here's what happens when we do.
3.20 blended ROAS across the account — with the top creative pulling 13.39.
Monthly sales 3.2×'d in one quarter of creative testing.
Four campaigns, 3.75 average ROAS, while the whole category bid against us.
Two campaigns carried an entire Mother's Day BOGO — 1,877 purchases.
$15K spend → $53.6K back across 1.78M impressions.
Sessions up 366%, orders up 267% — volume-led new-customer growth.
$110K in sales, orders up 147% — AOV held while volume more than doubled.
The breakdown, on video.
The full walkthrough, on video.
Brand names withheld out of competitive courtesy to the accounts — happy to name names on the call.
Since Andromeda, winning ads burn out in weeks. Its clustering collapses near-identical creatives into a single ad with a single shot at the auction — so volume built on recuts literally doesn't register. And every impression is retrieved from the whole ad corpus at once, so when your category floods the same angle, you're bidding into a crowded auction for an audience that's already tired of it. Volume can't fix that — being first to an unclaimed angle can. So we built a machine that finds them, from evidence.
Hundreds of verbatim customer quotes mined from Reddit, TikTok, YouTube & reviews. Your ad account and your top competitors' live ads torn down.
One leveraged avatar chosen from 4–8 scored candidates. Root-cause research becomes a named mechanism your brand can own.
Hooks, full scripts, creator briefs with shot lists and delivery notes. Your creator films — or we generate the footage where the concept suits AI — and we edit every video into a finished Meta-ready ad.
Hook rate, hold rate, CPA — reviewed per ad, monthly. Winners spawn new concepts. Losers get an autopsy. Both feed the next round.
This is the logistical weight behind every concept we ship. Your total time investment: one strategy call and approvals.
Verbatim quotes — typos, slang and all — pulled from Reddit, TikTok comments, YouTube, Amazon 3-star reviews and niche communities at onboarding, refreshed at every monthly data review. Every quote carries a source URL. Your customers write the hooks; we just find them.
What you've actually been running, which angles are exhausted, where CPA started creeping. Then the same teardown on your top competitors' live ads — so we know which angles the category is saturating, and which nobody is running.
Desire magnitude, competition level, economic capacity — each candidate scored, the rejects documented. You see who we didn't pick and why. That's the difference between a strategy and a guess.
Root-cause research distilled into a named, ownable mechanism — the thing that makes your product the logical answer instead of another option. Every concept is built on it.
Full scripts with scene direction, creator briefs with shot lists and performance guides — or AI-generated footage where the concept suits it — then every video edited in-house into a Meta-ready ad. You receive files you can spend behind the same day.
If one of those doesn't change, it's not a new concept — it's a variation, and Meta treats it that way. Every deliverable is audited against this rule before it ships.
UGC talking-head, hook-swap, B-roll + voiceover, testimonial cut, and a static from the strongest frame. Format diversity extends a concept's life and gives Andromeda more to sort — so concept diversity × format diversity is the full answer to creative fatigue. Up to 5 concepts × 5 formats = 25 fresh assets a month.
A generic agency can't fake this — the first deliverables prove the machine is real.
Qualified brands get their first concept produced and edited completely free — before you commit to the pilot. If it isn't obviously better thought-through than what you're running, walk away.
You get the avatars, angles and hooks we considered and killed — with the scoring. Proof the winners were chosen, not guessed.
Every claim in every script traces to a customer quote, a review, or your own account data. Nothing is invented — including our case studies. What we show you is real, or it isn't shown.
Everything we make is yours. The quote bank, the avatar scoring, the mechanism, every file — delivered to your drive as we go. Keep all of it even if you never run a single ad with us.
A paid teardown of your ad account and your category's live ads: the saturation map, the top 3 unclaimed angles, and one fully scripted concept. $1,000, delivered in 5 business days, fully credited if you continue to the pilot. You get the exact artifact the pilot is built on — before committing to anything.
Book an Autopsy →Fit check: this works best for DTC brands spending $50k+/month on Meta (US, UK, AU, CA — the system is geography-agnostic) with a product customers already talk about. Running someone else's growth? Forward this page — the pilot is built to slot alongside an existing agency or in-house team. And if you're not at $50k yet, apply anyway — I'll tell you straight, and point you at what to fix first.
The win is defined up front, in writing: measured at an agreed minimum spend per ad, against your trailing-90-day account average, in your own Ads Manager — a number neither of us can massage. The conditions are just what's required to get results anyway: real test budget per concept, footage on time, approvals within 5 business days, no mid-pilot offer changes.
Apply for a 90-day pilot →A new Persona × Angle × Offer combination. If we change the hook but keep the same persona, angle and offer, that's a variation — it doesn't count toward your concept quota. We audit every deliverable against this rule before it ships, because Meta's delivery system treats variations as duplicates. The 5 format cuts of each concept are deliberate — Andromeda rewards format diversity — but they're counted as assets, never as concepts.
Studios sell production volume; UGC shops sell creators. Both leave the thinking to you. We sell the thinking — evidence-backed concepts — and then carry them all the way through scripts, creator briefs and editing so they arrive as finished ads. The research is the product; the ads are how it's delivered.
Hundreds of verbatim customer quotes with source URLs, a teardown of your ad account and your competitors' live ads, 4–8 scored avatar candidates with the rejects documented, and a named mechanism built from root-cause research. You receive all of it — it's yours to keep either way.
Your creator (or one we help you source) films from our brief — shot list, delivery notes, performance guide included. And where it fits the concept, we produce AI-generated footage instead: today's video models can put your product in hands, homes and lifestyles no shoot could afford. Concepts that suit it ship without waiting on anyone's camera; concepts that need a real face get one — and nothing AI-made spends a dollar before you've approved every frame, product renders included. Either way, we handle everything before and after the footage exists: research, scripts, briefs, editing, and the data review once it's live.
The research corpus — quote bank, teardowns, scored avatars — lands in your drive within the first 5 business days (the pipeline is AI-accelerated; most agencies take a month to do this once). First scripts and briefs land in week two; the first finished, edited ad — the free one — typically inside the first month. To be precise about the clock: the 90-day guarantee window is 90 days of live testing — it starts when the first concept starts spending, not when we sign, so the research phase never eats into your guarantee.
Very few. Crevari runs a small, fixed number of pilots at a time — the research depth doesn't survive being spread across twenty accounts, and the guarantee only works because every active account gets genuine attention. If the roster is full when you apply, you'll get a start date, not a shrug.
We keep producing new concepts at no extra cost until one beats it. No fine-print exit for us — the engagement simply doesn't end at a loss. The guarantee has written conditions — minimum test budget per concept, footage delivered on time, approvals within 5 business days, no mid-pilot offer changes — because those are simply what's required to get results at all. Everything is agreed before we start.
Because it's your real baseline: your trailing-90-day account average, measured in your own Ads Manager, with a "winner" requiring an agreed minimum spend per ad so noise doesn't count — for either of us. Exact window and exclusions are agreed in writing during onboarding.
The pilot is creative strategy and production; you (or your media buyer) control spend. We set the testing structure with you, review performance per ad monthly, and tell you exactly what to scale and what to kill. Media buying can be discussed once the pilot proves out.
Yes — that's a common setup. Your agency (or in-house buyer) keeps the media buying; we supply the research, concepts and finished creative they spend behind. No contract conflict, no switching cost, and your buyer usually becomes the biggest internal advocate — they're the one watching the fatigue graph every morning.
A $1,000 paid teardown, delivered in 5 business days: your ad account analyzed ad by ad, your category's live ads mapped for angle saturation, the top 3 unclaimed angles, and one fully scripted concept. It's the exact research artifact the pilot is built on, and the fee is fully credited if you continue. If you'd rather test the thinking before committing to a 90-day engagement, start here.
DTC/ecom brands spending roughly $50k+/month on Meta, with real customer voice to mine — reviews, communities, comments. Not a fit: pre-revenue stores, products nobody talks about yet, or anyone who wants last month's ad recut bluer.
Two package sizes — 3 concepts × 5 formats (15 assets/mo) or 5 × 5 (25 assets/mo) over the 90-day pilot — and pricing depends on scope, so it's discussed on the call. The math to bring: one concept that beats your account-average CPA at $50k+/month spend pays for the entire pilot, usually several times over.
Yes — you approve the avatar selection, the concepts, and every script before a creator ever films. Approvals within 5 business days keep the pipeline moving; it's one of the guarantee conditions for exactly that reason.
I'm Charlie — a creative strategist who's done the whole job: 3 years across copy, editing, media buying and email at an agency, 3 years engineering short-form hooks and viral clips, and time inside a DTC brand doing $500–700K/month that's since reached an $80M valuation and a Forbes Top-25 feature. I helped a launch do $500K in 30 days. The receipts are on this page — real dashboards, real campaigns, real numbers — and I show you the research before you've paid for anything. The work is the proof.
A 30-minute call. You'll leave with our read on your account either way.
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